Sunday, July 20, 2008

the Gossip Girl Drinking Game

Take one sip:
  • every time someone in the Humphrey household makes or makes reference to waffles
  • every time there is a "two worlds" moment
  • every time someone shows up to school in a chauffeured town car
  • every time Chuck references a conquest
  • every time someone directly addresses Papa Archibald as "the Captain"
  • every time Blair wears bridal lingerie
  • every time Serena plays victim in a situation she clearly caused
  • every time the fact that Blair and Nate have been dating since kindergarten is mentioned
  • every time Eleanor mentions Blair's weight/a bulimia reference is made
Take two sips:
  • inappropriate Dan/Serena PDA
  • every time Nate acts like a big pussy
  • for every mention of Chuck's scarf
  • every time parents are oddly complicit in their childrens' sex lives
  • every time a reference is made to the Humphrey loft and its lack of doors/walls/someone pulls down the garage door
  • every time Eleanor goes to Paris
Take three sips:
  • every time Blair dismisses someone
  • every time Vanessa or Jenny wears an item of clothing or jewelry she clearly cannot afford
  • every time a reference to one of Lily's tattoos is made
  • every time a Lincoln Hawk song plays in the background
  • every time Cedric the Cabbage Patch doll is referenced
Finish the drink:
  • when Nate looks like k.d. lang
  • any time the answer to a question is "...because I'm Chuck Bass"
  • any time Lily or Rufus refers to a song Rufus wrote about Lily
  • any time someone makes a disparaging bar/bat mitvah joke

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