- every time someone in the Humphrey household makes or makes reference to waffles
- every time there is a "two worlds" moment
- every time someone shows up to school in a chauffeured town car
- every time Chuck references a conquest
- every time someone directly addresses Papa Archibald as "the Captain"
- every time Blair wears bridal lingerie
- every time Serena plays victim in a situation she clearly caused
- every time the fact that Blair and Nate have been dating since kindergarten is mentioned
- every time Eleanor mentions Blair's weight/a bulimia reference is made
Take two sips:
- inappropriate Dan/Serena PDA
- every time Nate acts like a big pussy
- for every mention of Chuck's scarf
- every time parents are oddly complicit in their childrens' sex lives
- every time a reference is made to the Humphrey loft and its lack of doors/walls/someone pulls down the garage door
- every time Eleanor goes to Paris
Take three sips:
- every time Blair dismisses someone
- every time Vanessa or Jenny wears an item of clothing or jewelry she clearly cannot afford
- every time a reference to one of Lily's tattoos is made
- every time a Lincoln Hawk song plays in the background
- every time Cedric the Cabbage Patch doll is referenced
Finish the drink:
- when Nate looks like k.d. lang
- any time the answer to a question is "...because I'm Chuck Bass"
- any time Lily or Rufus refers to a song Rufus wrote about Lily
- any time someone makes a disparaging bar/bat mitvah joke
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