"She Took Down Wooten, She'll Take on Putin"

I remember the last time a vice presidential candidate was found in violation of state ethics laws twentysome days before the election.

Oh wait. 

Dear Secretary Paulsen

Dear Sir,

Just curious -- as long as we're doling out checks, there is a coat I like from J. Crew. It's on sale, and comes in a very fetching color. 

Thanks so much.

Love,

Claire

P.S. Can the U.S. take an ownership stake in my appearance, too?